GAY-borhood

Ok, so I live in WeHo which we like to refer to as the Gayborhood. Let me just say, there is no point in getting ready for the day here if I intend on not leaving WeHo. I have never gotten less male attention at bars. If I don't go to a straight bar soon, I'm going to be begging for a closeted boy to find out he's gay with me. Dear Chastity.